CabotFactBlitz

This post is dedicated to the extraordinary efforts of Nicole Byler who blitzed Neal Baer with Cabot love on evening in late December. It was glorious. :D Of course, when is anything related to Alex Cabot not glorious?

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If you have five dollars and Alex Cabot has five dollars, Alex Cabot has more money than you. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot CAN believe it's not butter. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage (or Olivia's). #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Much to MC Hammer's dismay, Alex Cabot CAN touch this. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

If Alex Cabot were a calendar, every month would be named Alextober, and every day she'd kick your ass. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

the Bible was originally named "Alex Cabot And Friends" but the title was later changed. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot is the reason why Waldo is hiding. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Everybody loves Raymond... Except Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Alex Cabot's stare will liquify your kidneys. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Alex Cabot drop-kicked her into a glacier. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot knows everything there is to know... except the definition of mercy. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Alex Cabot beats all 3 at the same time. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

when Alex Cabot goes out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but only eats its soul. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

For Spring Break '05, Alex Cabot drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

On the SAT if you put Alex Cabot for every answer you will score over 8000. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Alex Cabot is never the rotten egg. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabout puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to her nips. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot likes her ice like she likes her skulls - crushed. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

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