Saturday, March 13, 2010

New Year -- More Cabot Love

The first day of the year brought more Cabot love, yes it did. And it brought the first pictoral #omgcabotfact. We'll see that and some others in a few posts. For now, omgcabotfacts from Jan 1.

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Alex Cabot's golf scorecard always reads the same: 18 #omgcabotfacts (oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR, Neal! :) (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot knows the whole constitution by heart and could write it in binary code #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

In the battle of the Alexs, Cabot knows more more trivia than Trebek #omgcabotfacts #bubbletweetprettypleez? (~redwingx)

If cabot was the president of the usa neither koreas would dare launch a nuclear weapon knowing the glare they would receive #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Operations once considered recruiting Alex for Section One but decided against it. He could control Nikita, not Alex. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

When Sarah Connor needed tips on badassery, she called Alex Cabot #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.Cabot knows both !!! #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Greylek wasn't called back to Washington. She was called and threatened with a #cabotslap. #genuinegreylek #omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

When God created man he made Adam, when he created woman he should have used the Alex cabot template #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex Cabot speaks whale & she wants you to know the humpbacks are a bit upset you haven't posted a cabot bbtweet #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

If you cross Alex Cabot she WILL kick your ass. No ifs, buts or maybes. #omgcabotfacts (~TeamCabot)


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Saturday, February 20, 2010

CabotFactBlitz

This post is dedicated to the extraordinary efforts of Nicole Byler who blitzed Neal Baer with Cabot love on evening in late December. It was glorious. :D Of course, when is anything related to Alex Cabot not glorious?

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If you have five dollars and Alex Cabot has five dollars, Alex Cabot has more money than you. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot CAN believe it's not butter. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage (or Olivia's). #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Much to MC Hammer's dismay, Alex Cabot CAN touch this. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

If Alex Cabot were a calendar, every month would be named Alextober, and every day she'd kick your ass. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

the Bible was originally named "Alex Cabot And Friends" but the title was later changed. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot is the reason why Waldo is hiding. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Everybody loves Raymond... Except Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Alex Cabot's stare will liquify your kidneys. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Alex Cabot drop-kicked her into a glacier. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot knows everything there is to know... except the definition of mercy. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Alex Cabot beats all 3 at the same time. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

when Alex Cabot goes out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but only eats its soul. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

For Spring Break '05, Alex Cabot drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

On the SAT if you put Alex Cabot for every answer you will score over 8000. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Alex Cabot is never the rotten egg. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabout puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to her nips. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot likes her ice like she likes her skulls - crushed. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

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Deluge

Then people REALLY started getting into it. December 30th and 31st were banner days for #omgcabotfacts. One person in particular hammered the beloved Mr. Baer with Cabot awesomeness. I shall showcase her spectacular efforts in the next post. For now, though, the wonderful supporting efforts of those two days:

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Alex Cabot has utmost respect for Matlock but she could take him in the courtroom. And in arm wrestling, too. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Voldemorts boggart is Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts #harrypotternerd (~LadySnarkbite)

That whole Lost Colony of Roanoke thing? Alex's fault. It was the first settlement of tweens and Alex took care of them. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

#2010predictions Alex Cabot will kill someone with her brain. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

An Alex Cabot a day keeps the doctor away. #Omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

Chuck Norris goes to bed wearing Alex Cabot Glasses of Power & Justice pajamas. #omgcabotfacts (~ShantiSt8OfMind)

The gavel sound between scenes is actually Alex Cabot knocking together the heads of people who disobey the law. #omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

Alex Cabot likes her coffee like she likes her men--ground up and in the freezer #omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

I yelled Alex Cabot in a crowded theatre once. Talk about fire hazard. It made the crowd spontaneously combust. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

Dirty Harry started using, "Go ahead, make my day" only after Alex Cabot said it to him first #omgcabotfacts #bubbletweetpleez? (~redwingx)

Alexandra Cabot is the only deity that every religion acknowledges and respects. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

New games in 2010: Mafia Wars-Cabot style; World of Cabot; Courtroom Hero; Resident Cabot; Final Fantasy: Meeting Alex Cabot #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot doesn't know the meaning of the word failure, she understands it as minor obstacle #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

The question "What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?" was answered when Xena met Alexandra Cabot #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot was on both of Santa's naughty *and* nice lists this year. She's that good. And that bad. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is a pretender. A genius who can become anyone she wants to be... #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Previously on SVU... Langan: "I want The Cabot!" Benson: "You can't handle The Cabot!" #omgcabotfacts #afewgoodmen...sortof (~redwingx)

humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had great fall cos he looked at cabot and received the infamous Alex Cabot glare #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex cabot had a little lamb everywhere cabot went st oliska was sure to follow ;) #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Prelude

This, this was just the prelude to a slew, a SLEW I say of #omgcabotfacts; but that is for the next post. For now, I bring you another 11.

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Who says Lady Justice is blind? She actually wears very sexy glasses. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot could freeze vodka with her glare #omgcabotfacts (~TeamCabot)

#iloveitwhen Alex Cabot is on my TV screen #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

one look from alex cabot in the glasses of justice will make you question your religion. #omgcabotfacts (~_tessa_jade_)

you will then proceed to convert from said religion. #omgcabotfacts (~_tessa_jade_)

Luke & Leia actually had another jedi sister, Lexa. One worm hole and a slight name change later, NYC had an ADA. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is a defense against stockholm syndrome #omgcabotfacts ;) (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is most adorable when having Benson & Stabler conduct an illegal search (Guilt) #omgcabotfacts #bubbletweetpleez? :) (~redwingx)

Mulder once went to New York to investigate the mysterious and amazing claims attributed to The Glasses of Powers and Justice #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

During Mulder's investigation, Frohike hit on Alex Cabot (of course) #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Those claims were obviously true since Skinner went to all that trouble to keep Alex Cabot safe after the shooting #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Then people really started getting into the act, with seven different people contributing to the next 20 'facts', keeping them coming left and right, right on through the Christmas holiday, often peppering Neal Baer (aka The Keeper of the Bubbletweets) with our little notes of Alex-love.

Oh, yes.

The next 20…

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Alex Cabot can melt steel with her eyes... without the glasses of power and justice. #omgcabotfacts (~SeanaEJames)

When you talk to Alex Cabot, you better wear knee guards 'cause her sheer awesomeness will throw you to your knees #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

NORAD tracks Santa's progress not with massive radar arrays, but with Alex Cabot; she's more accurate and precise #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Never has 'remand' sounded so sexy as when Cabot says it...you don't mind jail time as long as she would your cell mate :P #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex Cabot could beat Chuck Norris in a numchuck fight" #omgcabotfacts :) (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is actually a gourmet chef. The stove caught fire because it couldn't handle her skills. (~smartyshortie)

When Chuck Norris tried to sue Law&Order for taking the names of his legs, Alex showed him hers. He cried. #omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

Alex Cabot has defeated Bobby Flay three times on Iron Chef America #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alexandra Cabot looks Damn fine on my widescreen TV #omgcabotfacts (~TeamCabot)

Alex Cabot's smirk after hearing "guilty" is every lesbian's wet dream. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

Alex Cabot threatened to send Sue Sylvester to jail if she didn't sing on Glee. She WILL sing. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

When Jack McCoy tried to hit on Olivia Benson, Alex Cabot told him to f-off. He doesn't even look to Benson anymore. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

Alex Cabot is a regular at Judge Seligman's on Poker Nights. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot was born with mini Glasses of Power and Justice and her first word was "Objection!" (~XaristocatX)

Based on previous studies, 97 percent of you will wish to find Alex Cabot in your Christmas stocking #omgcabotfacts ;) (~redwingx)

Sonya Paxton spent the night drinking when Jack McCoy informed her Alex Cabot was coming to take her job back. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

The ancient Navajo term for 'superior' is 'Alex Cabot' #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is an essential part of Holy Trinity of Lust. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot becomes agitated when there are no bubbletweets. One should not agitate Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts #bubbletweetpleez (~redwingx)

The Borg tried to assimilate Alex Cabot once, but her vast intelligence overloaded their hive mind #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Birth of an Idea

It all started with an innocent enough idea:
@redwingx: We could start an omgfacts-style tweet campaign to NB. Like "Alex Cabot's hair is known to have magical healing powers #omgcabotfacts" lol (don't believe me?)

And from there, it grew. And continues to grow. Here's a few from the very beginning; the birth of an idea...

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Cabot makes wearing glasses look so sexy, no wonder sales of glasses have gone up since Cabot graced our screens #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

There are three things Alex Cabot set on fire: her stove, our hearts and that heinous blouse Olivia wore in Lead #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

The clicking of Alex Cabot's heels down the hall in Lead taps out 'Suck it Valez' in morse code. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

If you need ice in your cocktail just pour an angry Cabot in; her glare will make it a frozen cocktail #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex could single-handedly save this show from utter ruins if only @NealBaer would let her #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

A dash of Cabot and slice of Butchy Benson is bobby flay's recipe for hot chica salsa #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Whenever Cabot is on SVU the Nielsen ratings are sky high #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex Cabot crank called Justice Scalia during college saying to him only "I love your briefs" #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot can slam a revolving door. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

Alex Cabot escaped a black hole. Twice. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

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More to come.....

Friday, January 1, 2010

Welcome to OMG Cabot Facts

Welcome to OMG Cabot Facts, the blog dedicated to chronicling, listing, enumerating, reciting, recording, and preserving for all posterity the awesomeness that is Alexandra Cabot, the super intense, highly intelligent, uber sexy, thoroughly thorough, and, let's face it, utterly superior ADA extraordinaire of Law and Order: SVU.

Based on OMGFacts, this blog will (attempt to) record the various qualities -- all of which are 100% absolute positive truth *nods* -- attributed to the aforementioned Alex Cabot as identified with the #omgcabotfacts hashtag on twitter.

Please feel free to submit your own #omgcabotfacts on Twitter or by emailing me.

"Veni, vidi, vici" ~Alex Cabot (and later repeated by Julius Caesar) #omgcabotfacts