CabotFactBlitz

This post is dedicated to the extraordinary efforts of Nicole Byler who blitzed Neal Baer with Cabot love on evening in late December. It was glorious. :D Of course, when is anything related to Alex Cabot not glorious?

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If you have five dollars and Alex Cabot has five dollars, Alex Cabot has more money than you. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot CAN believe it's not butter. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage (or Olivia's). #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Much to MC Hammer's dismay, Alex Cabot CAN touch this. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

If Alex Cabot were a calendar, every month would be named Alextober, and every day she'd kick your ass. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

the Bible was originally named "Alex Cabot And Friends" but the title was later changed. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot is the reason why Waldo is hiding. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Everybody loves Raymond... Except Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Alex Cabot's stare will liquify your kidneys. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Alex Cabot drop-kicked her into a glacier. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot knows everything there is to know... except the definition of mercy. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Alex Cabot beats all 3 at the same time. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

when Alex Cabot goes out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but only eats its soul. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

For Spring Break '05, Alex Cabot drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

On the SAT if you put Alex Cabot for every answer you will score over 8000. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Alex Cabot is never the rotten egg. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabout puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to her nips. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

Alex Cabot likes her ice like she likes her skulls - crushed. #omgcabotfacts (~NicoleByler)

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Deluge

Then people REALLY started getting into it. December 30th and 31st were banner days for #omgcabotfacts. One person in particular hammered the beloved Mr. Baer with Cabot awesomeness. I shall showcase her spectacular efforts in the next post. For now, though, the wonderful supporting efforts of those two days:

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Alex Cabot has utmost respect for Matlock but she could take him in the courtroom. And in arm wrestling, too. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Voldemorts boggart is Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts #harrypotternerd (~LadySnarkbite)

That whole Lost Colony of Roanoke thing? Alex's fault. It was the first settlement of tweens and Alex took care of them. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

#2010predictions Alex Cabot will kill someone with her brain. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

An Alex Cabot a day keeps the doctor away. #Omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

Chuck Norris goes to bed wearing Alex Cabot Glasses of Power & Justice pajamas. #omgcabotfacts (~ShantiSt8OfMind)

The gavel sound between scenes is actually Alex Cabot knocking together the heads of people who disobey the law. #omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

Alex Cabot likes her coffee like she likes her men--ground up and in the freezer #omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

I yelled Alex Cabot in a crowded theatre once. Talk about fire hazard. It made the crowd spontaneously combust. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

Dirty Harry started using, "Go ahead, make my day" only after Alex Cabot said it to him first #omgcabotfacts #bubbletweetpleez? (~redwingx)

Alexandra Cabot is the only deity that every religion acknowledges and respects. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

New games in 2010: Mafia Wars-Cabot style; World of Cabot; Courtroom Hero; Resident Cabot; Final Fantasy: Meeting Alex Cabot #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot doesn't know the meaning of the word failure, she understands it as minor obstacle #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

The question "What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?" was answered when Xena met Alexandra Cabot #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot was on both of Santa's naughty *and* nice lists this year. She's that good. And that bad. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is a pretender. A genius who can become anyone she wants to be... #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Previously on SVU... Langan: "I want The Cabot!" Benson: "You can't handle The Cabot!" #omgcabotfacts #afewgoodmen...sortof (~redwingx)

humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had great fall cos he looked at cabot and received the infamous Alex Cabot glare #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex cabot had a little lamb everywhere cabot went st oliska was sure to follow ;) #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

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