Sunday, January 17, 2010

Prelude

This, this was just the prelude to a slew, a SLEW I say of #omgcabotfacts; but that is for the next post. For now, I bring you another 11.

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Who says Lady Justice is blind? She actually wears very sexy glasses. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot could freeze vodka with her glare #omgcabotfacts (~TeamCabot)

#iloveitwhen Alex Cabot is on my TV screen #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

one look from alex cabot in the glasses of justice will make you question your religion. #omgcabotfacts (~_tessa_jade_)

you will then proceed to convert from said religion. #omgcabotfacts (~_tessa_jade_)

Luke & Leia actually had another jedi sister, Lexa. One worm hole and a slight name change later, NYC had an ADA. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is a defense against stockholm syndrome #omgcabotfacts ;) (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is most adorable when having Benson & Stabler conduct an illegal search (Guilt) #omgcabotfacts #bubbletweetpleez? :) (~redwingx)

Mulder once went to New York to investigate the mysterious and amazing claims attributed to The Glasses of Powers and Justice #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

During Mulder's investigation, Frohike hit on Alex Cabot (of course) #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Those claims were obviously true since Skinner went to all that trouble to keep Alex Cabot safe after the shooting #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Then people really started getting into the act, with seven different people contributing to the next 20 'facts', keeping them coming left and right, right on through the Christmas holiday, often peppering Neal Baer (aka The Keeper of the Bubbletweets) with our little notes of Alex-love.

Oh, yes.

The next 20…

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Alex Cabot can melt steel with her eyes... without the glasses of power and justice. #omgcabotfacts (~SeanaEJames)

When you talk to Alex Cabot, you better wear knee guards 'cause her sheer awesomeness will throw you to your knees #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

NORAD tracks Santa's progress not with massive radar arrays, but with Alex Cabot; she's more accurate and precise #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Never has 'remand' sounded so sexy as when Cabot says it...you don't mind jail time as long as she would your cell mate :P #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex Cabot could beat Chuck Norris in a numchuck fight" #omgcabotfacts :) (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is actually a gourmet chef. The stove caught fire because it couldn't handle her skills. (~smartyshortie)

When Chuck Norris tried to sue Law&Order for taking the names of his legs, Alex showed him hers. He cried. #omgcabotfacts (~smartyshortie)

Alex Cabot has defeated Bobby Flay three times on Iron Chef America #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alexandra Cabot looks Damn fine on my widescreen TV #omgcabotfacts (~TeamCabot)

Alex Cabot's smirk after hearing "guilty" is every lesbian's wet dream. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

Alex Cabot threatened to send Sue Sylvester to jail if she didn't sing on Glee. She WILL sing. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

When Jack McCoy tried to hit on Olivia Benson, Alex Cabot told him to f-off. He doesn't even look to Benson anymore. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

Alex Cabot is a regular at Judge Seligman's on Poker Nights. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot was born with mini Glasses of Power and Justice and her first word was "Objection!" (~XaristocatX)

Based on previous studies, 97 percent of you will wish to find Alex Cabot in your Christmas stocking #omgcabotfacts ;) (~redwingx)

Sonya Paxton spent the night drinking when Jack McCoy informed her Alex Cabot was coming to take her job back. #omgcabotfacts (~biaregina)

The ancient Navajo term for 'superior' is 'Alex Cabot' #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot is an essential part of Holy Trinity of Lust. #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

Alex Cabot becomes agitated when there are no bubbletweets. One should not agitate Alex Cabot. #omgcabotfacts #bubbletweetpleez (~redwingx)

The Borg tried to assimilate Alex Cabot once, but her vast intelligence overloaded their hive mind #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Birth of an Idea

It all started with an innocent enough idea:
@redwingx: We could start an omgfacts-style tweet campaign to NB. Like "Alex Cabot's hair is known to have magical healing powers #omgcabotfacts" lol (don't believe me?)

And from there, it grew. And continues to grow. Here's a few from the very beginning; the birth of an idea...

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Cabot makes wearing glasses look so sexy, no wonder sales of glasses have gone up since Cabot graced our screens #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

There are three things Alex Cabot set on fire: her stove, our hearts and that heinous blouse Olivia wore in Lead #omgcabotfacts (~XaristocatX)

The clicking of Alex Cabot's heels down the hall in Lead taps out 'Suck it Valez' in morse code. #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

If you need ice in your cocktail just pour an angry Cabot in; her glare will make it a frozen cocktail #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex could single-handedly save this show from utter ruins if only @NealBaer would let her #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

A dash of Cabot and slice of Butchy Benson is bobby flay's recipe for hot chica salsa #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Whenever Cabot is on SVU the Nielsen ratings are sky high #omgcabotfacts (~Suniek)

Alex Cabot crank called Justice Scalia during college saying to him only "I love your briefs" #omgcabotfacts (~redwingx)

Alex Cabot can slam a revolving door. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

Alex Cabot escaped a black hole. Twice. #omgcabotfacts (~LadySnarkbite)

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More to come.....

Friday, January 1, 2010

Welcome to OMG Cabot Facts

Welcome to OMG Cabot Facts, the blog dedicated to chronicling, listing, enumerating, reciting, recording, and preserving for all posterity the awesomeness that is Alexandra Cabot, the super intense, highly intelligent, uber sexy, thoroughly thorough, and, let's face it, utterly superior ADA extraordinaire of Law and Order: SVU.

Based on OMGFacts, this blog will (attempt to) record the various qualities -- all of which are 100% absolute positive truth *nods* -- attributed to the aforementioned Alex Cabot as identified with the #omgcabotfacts hashtag on twitter.

Please feel free to submit your own #omgcabotfacts on Twitter or by emailing me.

"Veni, vidi, vici" ~Alex Cabot (and later repeated by Julius Caesar) #omgcabotfacts